Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this story is a certified clown show. A 10-year-old was scooped up by their trans dad, Rose Inessa-Ethington (who also goes by the name 'Eri' because, of course they do), and Rose's partner, Blue Inessa-Ethington (aka Carly Ann Crosby). These woke warriors decided the best course of action was to yeet the kid across international borders, landing in the glorious worker's paradise of…Cuba. Why? Well, according to the Feds, the kid's momma was left in the dust. Now Rose and Blue are facing some serious time for international parental kidnapping.

So, the kid goes missing on March 28th, supposedly on a camping trip to Calgary. Turns out, that was just a pit stop on their way to becoming international fugitives. These jokers crossed into Canada, skipped out on their hotel, and hopped on a series of flights that took them from Vancouver to Mexico City to Mérida, before finally touching down in Havana. I bet they thought they were so slick, sipping mojitos and plotting the revolution. Turns out, they're about as subtle as a pride parade at a Klan rally.

Now, here’s where it gets spicy. Apparently, concerned family members were worried that Rose was grooming the kid for a full-blown gender transition. The implication being, they feared the kid was going to be put under the knife in Cuba, where the rules are a bit more...flexible. Is this confirmed? Nope. But is it sus? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

Let's be real, this whole saga screams 'overreach'. The details from the Feds show this was planned – Spanish lessons, hidden cash, travel documents, the whole shebang. It reeks of desperation. Did Rose and Blue think they could just vanish into the Cuban sunset and live happily ever after in a socialist utopia? News flash: even Che Guevara wouldn't approve of this level of absurdity.

The big question is, why Cuba? Is it the cheap cigars? The vintage cars? Or was it something far more sinister? We're not saying anything, but we're definitely implying it. This whole situation is a prime example of how woke ideology can lead to some seriously questionable decisions. Like, maybe don't kidnap your kid and flee to a communist island? Just a thought.

So, the FBI eventually hauled these geniuses back to the US, where they'll face the music in Utah. The kid's back with their mom, hopefully getting some much-needed therapy after this rollercoaster of a ride. And Rose and Blue? Well, they'll be trading in their mojitos for bologna sandwiches in a federal penitentiary. The irony is thicker than Castro's beard.

This is where we are. Parents are fleeing the country because of gender ideology. The system is broken and the Left is celebrating it.