Alright, folks, buckle up, because we've got another episode of Woke Capital Gone Wild! This time, it's Sir Robin Millar, the visually-challenged music mogul who produced bangers for Sade and Boy George back in the day. Apparently, this knight in shining armor (of wokeness) is suing Blue Raincoat Music, the company he co-founded, because they didn't hold his hand enough after he had some boo-boo surgery.

Millar, bless his heart, is claiming disability discrimination because he wanted a personal assistant, a.k.a. a 'support worker', to wipe his brow and fetch his Earl Grey while he recovered from, presumably, a totally debilitating hangnail. Never mind that he's a friggin' knight! Shouldn't he be slaying dragons, not demanding corporate welfare? This guy literally co-founded the company he's suing. The audacity!

Of course, he's spinning this as some kind of heroic stand against 'ableism' and 'exclusion'. Because, you know, asking for a free employee is totally the same as Rosa Parks refusing to sit at the back of the bus. Get real, Robin. This is just another example of the victimhood Olympics, where everyone's scrambling to claim the title of 'Most Oppressed'. It's peak Clown World. What next, is he going to demand a golden parachute made of unicorn tears?

Reservoir Media, the American overlords who now own Blue Raincoat, are predictably groveling, claiming they acted with 'integrity' and 'in accordance with all relevant employment legislation'. Translation: they're terrified of getting canceled by the woke mob. Good luck with that, guys. Once the social justice warriors smell blood, they'll come for you like locusts. You should have stood your ground and told Sir Robin to pull himself up by his bootstraps. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

And let's not forget the MPs chiming in about a 'hostile environment' for disabled workers. Oh, boo-hoo. Last I checked, capitalism wasn't a charity. Companies are supposed to make money, not provide endless freebies to every snowflake who feels slightly inconvenienced. If you can't do the job, find another one. It's called personal responsibility, look it up. We're all about supporting those with disabilities. What we are not about is letting someone leverage that status to bleed an honest company dry.

This whole saga is a perfect illustration of why businesses are fleeing the UK faster than you can say 'taxation without representation'. Between the virtue-signaling corporations and the perpetually offended snowflakes, it's a wonder anyone can still turn a profit in that socialist hellhole. Maybe if Robin spent less time virtue signaling and more time, you know, working, he wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.