Denver, CO - So, a dude got turned into a fine red mist by a Frontier Airlines plane at Denver International Airport. Turns out, metal birds > squishy humans. Who knew?

Of course, the MSM is already spinning this as a 'tragedy' and a 'call for safety'. Wake me up when they blame Trump. MyPillow is having a sale, anyway.

But let's be real. This is probably some woke DEI hire who wandered onto the tarmac while virtue-signaling about climate change. Or maybe he just forgot to pull himself up by his bootstraps.

Frontier Airlines? More like Finaltier Airlines. I bet they're already blaming 'systemic racism' for this one. Can't wait for the mandatory sensitivity training for the pilots.

The FAA is 'investigating'. Translation: they're gonna find a scapegoat and bury the real problems under a mountain of bureaucratic BS. The government is here to help, after all.

Meanwhile, you can bet your bottom dollar that Mayor McWoke is already planning a 'healing circle' and a statue dedicated to 'inclusion' on the tarmac. Funded, of course, by your tax dollars.

This is what happens when you let libtards run your airports. They're too busy renaming runways after AOC to worry about basic safety.

Folks, it's time to drain the swamp. Stop flying these woke airlines. Homeschool your kids. And for God's sake, stay away from the Denver airport. It's a death trap waiting to happen.

Remember kids, when in doubt, blame the gays and the illegals. (Just kidding... mostly.)

God bless America. And pass the ammo.

This is a developing story. Probably. Who cares?