CARDIFF, Wales – Well, butter my butt and call me a socialist, the Welsh Nats actually pulled it off. Plaid Cymru, led by some bloke named Rhun ap Iorwerth, somehow managed to beat Labour (who knew that was still possible?) and kept Reform UK at bay. Now this guy thinks he's gonna be First Minister by Tuesday. Buckle up, Wales, because the woke train is about to leave the station, fueled by your hard-earned tax dollars.

This Iorwerth fella claims he wants to "cooperate" with everyone. Yeah, right. That's code for: "I'm gonna ram my agenda down your throats and then blame you when it doesn't work." He even had the gall to whine that Nigel Farage didn't want to talk to him. Cry me a river, snowflake.

And get this: he's already threatening UK Labour, saying they better not "punish" Wales for ditching them. As if Labour has any power left. It's like a toddler threatening to hold its breath until it gets candy. Pathetic. But hey, at least he's setting the stage for blaming Westminster when his brilliant plans inevitably fail.

Of course, he's also talking about teaming up with the other nationalist parties in Scotland and Northern Ireland. Birds of a feather, amirite? They'll all sit around complaining about inequality while lining their own pockets with taxpayer cash. Because that's exactly what these guys do. It's called the progressive stack and if you don't play along, you're canceled.

And let's not forget the obligatory virtue signaling about "natural resources" and "inequality." Translation: more green energy boondoggles and wealth redistribution schemes that will enrich their friends and impoverish everyone else. This dude is nothing but a globalist shill.

Even Ken Skates, the interim leader of Welsh Labour, is hinting at teaming up with Reform UK to stop this Iorwerth guy. Talk about strange bedfellows! But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. Maybe, just maybe, sanity can prevail and this woke takeover can be stopped. Don't hold your breath, though.

So, to sum it up: Wales is about to get a heavy dose of nationalism, socialism, and wokeness. Get ready for higher taxes, more regulations, and endless lectures about your privilege. And remember, it's all for your own good. Or at least, that's what they'll tell you while they're picking your pocket.