CARMARTHENSHIRE, Wales — So, the beaches in Wales are suddenly a shark graveyard? Hundreds of dead sharks and fish washing ashore? Oh, the humanity! You just know the usual suspects are gonna jump on this faster than Kamala Harris can say “word salad”. Prepare for the climate alarmists and eco-Marxists to demand we shut down the entire Welsh fishing industry.

Dog walkers – the new frontline soldiers in the culture war – found a net full of dead dogfish (aka, catsharks) on Cefn Sidan beach. Because of course they did. Then we hear about more dead sharks and fish on Saundersfoot beach. Is this some kind of biblical plague? Nah, probably just another excuse to virtue signal.

Some local “conservationist” named Cliff Benson – probably funded by George Soros – is already out there saying it “looks like” some fishing boat tossed ‘em overboard. “Looks like”? That’s your expert analysis, Cliff? Maybe they swam there on purpose to own the conservatives. You never know with these woke sharks.

Of course, the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) chimes in with the usual ghost net fear-mongering. “A single abandoned net can kill half a million invertebrates!” Sounds terrifying! But who’s abandoning these nets? Are we sure it’s not a false flag operation by Greenpeace to make the fishermen look bad?

The Ocean Conservancy calls these ghost nets the “most harmful form of marine debris.” Okay, Karen. Maybe if you spent less time lecturing and more time cleaning up the beaches, we wouldn’t have this problem. But that would require actual work, wouldn’t it?

We've had dead dogfish washing up since 2019 - so clearly this is just the new normal and nothing to see here, folks.

Look, I’m not saying we should just dump toxic waste into the ocean. But I am saying we need to be skeptical of the narratives being pushed by the globalist elites. They want to control every aspect of our lives, from the fish we eat to the cars we drive. This whole dead shark thing smells fishier than… well, a dead shark.

Before we let the eco-tyrants shut down another industry, let’s get some real answers. Who’s abandoning these nets? Are there any other possible explanations? And most importantly, how can we own the libs while solving this problem? Because that’s what really matters.