Kampala, Uganda – Uganda, in a move that’s sure to trigger the woke brigade, has slammed the border shut with the Democratic Republic of Congo for a whole four weeks. Why? Because Ebola, duh. While the rest of the world is busy wringing their hands about “inclusivity” and “globalism,” Uganda's actually doing something to protect its own citizens. Remember when Trump wanted a wall? This is the African version, but instead of stopping illegal immigration, it's stopping a deadly virus. Progress!

Let's be real, the DRC has more problems than just Ebola. It's a hotbed of instability, corruption, and general chaos. And now, they've got a disease that makes you bleed from your eyeballs. Uganda's basically saying, “Thanks, but no thanks. We're good over here.” And honestly, can you blame them? Sometimes, you gotta build a moat around your castle.

We’re constantly told that borders are just lines on a map, and that we're all global citizens. But when Ebola's knocking on your door, suddenly those lines look pretty damn important. National sovereignty? Yeah, it still matters. Protecting your own people? Definitely not outdated. Uganda gets it. The West? Not so much.

The usual suspects will be out in force, screeching about “xenophobia” and “human rights.” But let's be clear: it's not xenophobic to want to avoid a deadly disease. It's called self-preservation. And last time I checked, that's a pretty basic human right. Maybe we should send the UN over there with a strongly worded letter? That'll stop Ebola, right?

The Ugandan government probably knows more than they're letting on. Maybe they have intel that the situation in the DRC is even worse than we thought. Maybe they're just tired of dealing with the constant flow of problems coming from across the border. Whatever the reason, they're taking action. And that's more than can be said for most Western governments these days.

Of course, this is going to hurt some people. Cross-border trade is going to take a hit. But guess what? Being dead hurts even more. Tough decisions have to be made, and Uganda isn't afraid to make them. They're putting the interests of their own citizens first. What a concept!

Let's see how long it takes for the outrage machine to kick into high gear. Expect think pieces about “the ethics of border closures” and “the impact on vulnerable populations.” But don't be fooled. This is about protecting public health. It's about prioritizing national security. It's about common sense.

Meanwhile, the elites in Davos will continue sipping champagne and lecturing us about the importance of open borders. They'll tell us that we're all in this together, and that we need to embrace diversity and inclusion. But when the next pandemic hits, guess who's going to be hiding in their bunkers? Exactly.

Uganda might be a small country, but they're showing the world what real leadership looks like. They're putting their own people first. And that's something we could all learn from. So, raise a glass to Uganda: the only country brave enough to build a wall against Ebola. MAGA, but make it East African.

Now, where can I buy some hazmat suits? Asking for a friend.