Trust Fund Commie ALERT: Steyer's Green Dreams Paid For By Big Coal
Woke Capitalist Tom Steyer wants to run California? First, let's talk about that coal money, bruh.
Alright, folks, gather 'round. Another day, another virtue-signaling billionaire wants to save the world… with the money he made destroying it. Enter Tom Steyer, climate crusader and aspiring governor of the once-golden, now-woke state of California. This dude’s running on a platform of saving the planet, but guess how he made his skrilla? Coal, baby! That’s right, the very stuff he now decries helped line his pockets.
He claims he's asked to have his money separated from fossil fuel investments. Okay, boomer. After you've already made your billions off of it? That’s like saying you’re against murder after you’ve already hired a hitman. Too little, too late, Tommy boy.
Now, I’m no climate change denier – okay, maybe a little – but the hypocrisy here is thicker than California smog. This is peak “do as I say, not as I do” elitism. He's basically saying, “I can pollute the planet to get rich, but you can't drive a gas-guzzler.” The audacity!
This whole thing is giving major “Eat the Rich… but only after I’ve dined handsomely” vibes. He's basically using his ill-gotten gains to buy his way into a position of power, so he can then tell us how to live our lives. Sounds legit.
And let’s be real, California doesn’t need another Hollywood-adjacent, virtue-signaling politician telling us what to do. They're already banning plastic straws while letting homelessness run rampant. This is the same state where you can't have a gas-powered leaf blower, but you can shoot up heroin in the streets. Priorities, people!
So, before you start worshipping at the altar of Saint Steyer, remember where his money came from. Remember the coal mines, the pollution, and the communities that got screwed so he could build his empire. Maybe, just maybe, there's a better way to save the planet than electing a coal-powered billionaire. Just spitballin' here.
This ain't about climate change, it's about control. It's about elites consolidating power and telling you how to live, all while they jet around the world in private planes. Don't fall for the grift, sheeple!
Remember: Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often, and for the same reason. Steyer is a swamp creature, plain and simple. Drain it!
