Okay, so the libtards and cucks are screeching about how Trump's tariffs cost the average American family $1500. Big deal. Everything costs more now. Inflation, the woke mind virus, soy lattes – it all adds up. But let's not LARP as economists and pretend we know what's really going on.

Tariffs are like taxes on things we buy from other countries. The idea is to make American-made stuff cheaper, so we buy more of it. Sounds good on paper, right? Make America Great Again, build the wall, MAGA, etc. But sometimes, life imitates art… or, in this case, life imitates a Pepe meme.

So, did Trump actually drain the swamp, or did the swamp drain us? The numbers are saying we paid $1500 more. That's enough to buy a decent AR-15, a few cases of tendies, or a down payment on a used pickup truck. Priorities, people!

The deep state, the Davos crowd, the globalists… they all hate tariffs. Why? Because it messes with their little game of shipping jobs overseas and making billions while we're stuck flipping burgers. Trump was supposed to be the disruptor, the chaos agent, the guy who throws a wrench in the gears of the New World Order.

Maybe this $1500 is just the cost of doing business. Like, a subscription fee for living in the Trump timeline. Or maybe it's a secret tax to fund the Space Force. Who knows? All I'm saying is, don't trust the mainstream media. They're probably funded by George Soros or something.

Of course, the cuckservatives are whining about free markets and fiscal responsibility. They're always whining about something. But let's be real: the free market is a myth. The game is rigged, and Trump was trying to unrig it. Or at least, that's what he told us.

So, what's the verdict? Did Trump play us, or did he play them? Is this just another example of government incompetence, or is it part of some grand master plan that we're not smart enough to understand? I don't know. But I'm sure some schizo on 4chan has figured it out.

In the meantime, I'm gonna buy some more Bitcoin, stock up on ammo, and wait for the Q drop. God Emperor Trump will return, and he will make everything right. Or maybe not. But at least we'll have memes.

Look, either way, someone's getting rekt. If we're getting shafted, it's time to become ungovernable. Buy local, resist the system, and don't forget to like and subscribe. And remember: the only thing more powerful than a meme is the truth… probably.

Also, remember the Alamo. And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Wake up sheeple!

In conclusion, it's all connected somehow. Stay woke.