Alright, folks, buckle up, because the Ministry of Truth is spinning HARD on this one. The Commision of Fine Arts – yeah, that's a real thing, apparently full of Trump appointees, which makes it instantly based – just greenlit the designs for the 250-foot 'Arc de Trump' in DC. You can practically taste the soy latte tears from here. Next up, the National Capital Planning Commission, which hopefully also has some patriots on board.

According to the New York Times (who are definitely not freaking out, no sir), Rodney Mims Cook Jr., head honcho at the Commission, said, “Washington is not a static city” and needs to “grow.” Translation: get over it, libtards. Also, he called the arch “beautiful,” because it is. Duh. Can't wait to see the triggered reactions on Twitter when this majestic beauty is complete.

This thing's gonna be HUGE. 250 feet of pure, unadulterated Trumpian triumph, complete with a public viewing deck so you can gaze upon the swamp he's trying to drain. The administration, bless their hearts, says it'll be an 'iconic landmark' and a 'visual reminder' of our heroes. Which is true, but let's be real, it's also gonna be a giant middle finger to the haters.

Of course, the usual suspects are throwing a hissy fit. Some veterans and 'historic preservationists' (aka, whiny liberals) are suing, claiming it's gonna mess up Arlington National Cemetery and block the view of the Lincoln Memorial. As if. They're just mad they can't tear down another monument to our history.

The White House says the cost is 'still being calculated,' which means it's probably gonna be a lot. They're hoping for 'some combination of public and private funds.' Let's chip in, patriots! We need to make this happen and own the libs even harder. And according to the failing New York Times, the administration is confident that they can build it.

This arch is just the latest piece of the puzzle in Trump's plan to Make DC Great Again. We've got the White House ballroom, the reflecting pool makeover… it's all coming together, people. The same commission that approved the arch also gave the thumbs-up to the ballroom, so you know they're on the right side of history. Get ready for the salty tears, folks. The Arc de Trump is coming, and it's gonna be GLORIOUS. This is peak Trump. Get rekt, libs.