So, Sleepy Joe is gone, and Daddy Trump's back in charge, and he's already telling the Ayatollah's playhouse in Iran to knock it off with the Strait of Hormuz shenanigans. Apparently, these clowns are trying to shut down the waterway and holding like 20,000 sailors hostage. Trump's response? Classic. He's gonna “blow them off the face of the earth” if they touch a single American ship. Based.

The libs are probably clutching their pearls, but let's be real: appeasement doesn't work with these guys. They understand strength. And Trump? He's got strength in spades. Remember when he took out Soleimani? Good times. Now he's got the whole Iranian navy shaking in their sandals.

Biden's admin left our military looking like a woke clown show but now Trump is back and assures everyone that the US has 'more weapons and ammunition at a much higher grade than we had before'. MAGA, baby! We're locked and loaded, and ready to rumble. All those woke DEI initiatives didn't build any ships, but they sure made the Navy top brass feel good about themselves!

These mullahs in Iran are out here playing games like they didn't get the memo: America's back. And we're not playing patty-cake anymore. Trump's threat isn't just talk, he's got the firepower to back it up. Six Iranian boats already turned into coral reefs, apparently. And those cruise missiles they thought they could launch? Intercepted. Sad!

Remember that 'fragile ceasefire' brokered by Pakistan? Yeah, that went about as well as you'd expect. These guys don't respect ceasefires, they respect power. And right now, the power's back in American hands. Maybe they will learn and be 'far more malleable'. Who knows?

So, while the woke left wrings their hands and the Never Trumpers try to find something to whine about, Trump's out here keeping the world safe for freedom. One spicy tweet and one aircraft carrier at a time. God bless America.

Time to make sure our weapons are ready to go. No one is stopping us. Those clowns at the UN can go cry about it. So be it.

The world's watching, and they're seeing that America is no longer a pushover. We're back, we're strong, and we're not afraid to use our might to protect our interests. MAGA!