Trump Slams Woke World Cup Ticket Prices: Is FIFA Broke?
Based-God Trump calls out the World Cup's insane ticket costs – are they trying to fund the Green New Deal with our money?

Okay, so the Orange Man, he of the legendary tweets and unwavering patriotism, has weighed in on the World Cup ticket prices. Turns out, a cool grand is the going rate to watch the US Men’s National Team kick a ball around against Paraguay. And Trump, like any red-blooded American who isn't a globalist shill, is saying, "Hold up, that's highway robbery!"
Now, let's get real. We all know FIFA is about as trustworthy as a CNN poll. They're probably using this World Cup to fund some woke nonsense like carbon credits for soccer fields or gender studies programs in Qatar. Wake up, sheeple!
The source article says something about FIFA taking a 30% cut on ticket resales? Sounds like a mafia racket to me. I bet Infantino's got a villa in Switzerland paid for with the tears of soccer moms from Ohio who can't afford to take their kids to the game.
Trump, bless his heart, understands the plight of the common man. He knows that the folks from Queens and Brooklyn, the backbone of this nation (and the people who actually voted for him), are getting priced out of the very event that's supposed to celebrate American exceptionalism.
Of course, FIFA's president, this Gianni Infantino guy, is trying to spin it like the prices are normal for US sporting events. Yeah, right. Try telling that to a family struggling to pay their gas bill. I bet he drinks champagne out of a solid gold boot.
They tossed a few crumbs to the peasants, offering some £45 tickets. Big whoop. That's like offering a vegan burger at a steakhouse. Nobody asked for it, and it doesn't solve the problem.
Ontario's trying to do something right by banning scalpers from jacking up prices. But let's be honest, scalpers gonna scalp. It's in their DNA. It's like trying to stop AOC from saying something stupid – impossible.
And don't even get me started on the transportation costs. By the time you factor in gas, parking, and overpriced hot dogs, you're looking at taking out a second mortgage just to watch a bunch of guys kick a ball. At least the Bud Light will be cheaper...
So, what's the solution? Drain the FIFA swamp? Build a wall around the stadiums to keep out the elites? I don't know, but something's gotta give. The World Cup should be about celebrating the beautiful game, not lining the pockets of corrupt bureaucrats. MAGA!

