Washington D.C. – President Trump just dropped a truth bomb: Iran is “negotiating on fumes.” Translation? They're BROKE and desperate after three months of Operation Epic Fury. Remember when the Deep State and the cuckservatives were all screaming 'No War with Iran!'? Turns out, a little bit of owning goes a long way.

Trump, speaking at a Cabinet meeting, basically said Iran thought they could outsmart him. "They thought they were going to outwait me, you know, ‘We'll outwait him, he's got the midterms.’ I don't care about the midterms. Look what happened last night. That was the prelude to the midterms," LOL. They thought wrong. Turns out, the Orange Man isn't just good at Twitter; he's pretty decent at dismantling rogue regimes.

According to Trump, Iran's navy and air force are GONE. Kaput. Reduced to atoms. And now they're crawling back to the negotiating table, begging for a deal. "Their navy has gone, as I've said a thousand times, their navy is gone. Their air force is gone. Everything's gone and they're negotiating on fumes. But we'll see what happens. Maybe we have to go back and finish it. Maybe we don't," Trump said. Savage.

And let's not forget the economy. Iran's economy is in “freefall.” Their currency is worthless. They're so desperate they had to turn the internet back on so people could try to find a way out of the mess. But hey, at least they have windmills, right?

Of course, the usual suspects are clutching their pearls. 'Oh, the civilians! Oh, the sanctions!' Cry more, snowflakes. This is what happens when you mess with America.

Trump also reminded everyone that his goal is to prevent Iran from getting nukes. "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. I'm doing that for the world. I'm not doing it just for us." Based. He's doing it for the world, even though the world probably doesn't deserve it.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio is playing the good cop, talking about diplomacy. But Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is keeping it real: if diplomacy doesn't work, they're going back to the War Department to “finish the job.” In other words, it's time for Iran to find out.

So, to all the Iran apologists out there: cope and seethe. Trump is winning, and Iran is losing. And if they don't like it, they can go cry to the UN. Which, let's be honest, is basically what they're already doing. Operation Epic Fury is based and Iran's coping. That's what's up.

Sources:

* U.S. Department of Defense Press Briefings * The Twitter Account of Donald J. Trump (for comedic timing) * CENTCOM press releases