Alright, folks, strap in. The Orange Man is supposedly looking at a 'peace proposal' from the Mullahs in Tehran. After getting their asses kicked by the good ol' US of A (and Israel, shoutout to our boys), they're suddenly all about 'peace.' Yeah, sure they are. This is about as believable as CNN's ratings being organic.

So, the ceasefire is holding after we had to liberate them from having nukes. Now, these towelheads are trying to weasel their way out of the consequences. Remember when Obama gave them pallets of cash? Yeah, this smells like that kind of 'deal' - a gift to the Ayatollah in exchange for... what, exactly? A promise not to nuke Tel Aviv? Please.

According to their propaganda outlets – Tasnim and Fars (totally unbiased, I'm sure) – they sent us a 14-point list of demands. Demands! After we kicked their ass! These guys have a funny definition of surrender. They want us to pull our troops out of the region, lift the blockade on the Strait of Hormuz (so they can sell their oil to China, duh), unfreeze their assets (so they can fund more terrorism), and pay them reparations. Oh, and end the war in Lebanon, too. Because everything is always about Lebanon.

Trump's response? He's gonna take a look, but he doesn't think they've 'paid a big enough price.' You don't say, Mr. President! Maybe we should park a few more carriers in the Persian Gulf, just to remind them who's boss. The man even dropped a truth bomb on social media about how they haven't paid enough for what they've done over the last 47 years. Now that's based.

Meanwhile, the Deputy Foreign Minister of Iran is whining that 'the ball is in the United States’ court.' Cry me a river, buddy. You started this crap by enriching uranium and funding terrorists. The ball is where WE put it: firmly in your court, with a Patriot missile aimed right at it.

The US has said we will not end the war without a deal preventing Iran from getting nukes. This is the only thing that matters. Screw their feelings, screw their demands, and screw their propaganda. No nukes, no deal. It's that simple. The moment they try to enrich uranium again, it's back to square one.

And let's not forget, they want to reopen the Strait of Hormuz before nuclear issues are resolved. Translation: they want to blackmail the world's economy. The US is warning shipping companies not to pay Iran to pass safely through the strait. Good. Squeeze them until their economy bleeds. They’ve been choking off oil, gas, and fertiliser. Turnabout is fair play.