BEIJING – Our fearless leader, Donald J. Trump, descended upon Beijing to parley with Xi Jinping, the head honcho of the Chicoms. Word on the street is they’re gonna jaw about the usual: trade (because China’s been fleecing us for decades), Iran (those pesky ayatollahs need a reality check), Taiwan (don't even get us started on that drama), and, of course, woke AI (Skynet's gonna be a socialist, I just know it).

Trade? Please. China’s been playing 4D chess while we've been playing checkers. Trump's gotta remind them who's boss and bring those jobs back to the heartland. No more cheap plastic junk flooding our stores.

Iran's a dumpster fire, and China's probably fueling the flames. Trump needs to lay down the law and remind them that America doesn't back down to terrorists, or their enablers.

Taiwan? Let's just say if China gets any funny ideas, they'll be meeting the full force of the U.S. military. Liberty and democracy, baby. Can't let the ChiComs stomp all over that.

And AI? Don't even get me started on the woke algorithms. They're probably teaching robots to virtue signal and cancel conservatives. Trump needs to make sure American AI stays red-blooded and pro-freedom.

This whole meeting is basically Trump cleaning up the global mess left by decades of weak-kneed politicians. He's gotta remind everyone that America is back, and we're not taking any more crap from anyone.

So, will Xi bend the knee? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: Trump's not gonna back down.

Stay tuned, folks. This could get spicy.

Let's make the whole world MAGA, one summit at a time.

Because at this point, clown world is getting pretty old.

And don't forget, Biden probably couldn't even find Beijing on a map.

God bless America, and God bless President Trump.