Trump Derangement Syndrome Hits the Pulpit: Woke Pastors Rage Against Orange Man
Leftist 'Christians' throw a hissy fit over Trump's Bible-reading, proving once again that TDS is a pre-existing condition.

So, the Orange Man's back, and the Left's gone full-blown Armageddon mode. Apparently, reading the Bible and invoking the name of Jesus is now a mortal sin, punishable by…well, probably another pointless protest and a strongly worded tweet. These perpetually-aggrieved 'progressive' Christians are clutching their pearls because Trump dared to, gasp, acknowledge faith. The audacity!
According to Rev. Dr. Liz 'Woke' Theoharis, founder and executive director of the Kairos Center for Religions, Rights and Social Justice (sounds legit), people are 'hungry' to hear faith leaders whine about Trump. Newsflash: nobody cares. These virtue-signaling pastors are just trying to stay relevant by hopping on the anti-Trump bandwagon.
The real kicker? They're protesting ICE. Because, apparently, securing the border is now 'unchristian.' These are the same people who think open borders are a great idea until a migrant sets up shop in their backyard. The hypocrisy is thicker than a woke latte.
We've got clergy getting arrested at detention centers. Because nothing says 'righteous indignation' like breaking the law and inconveniencing everyone else. These are the same folks who demand we respect their 'lived experiences' while completely ignoring the lived experiences of law-abiding citizens.
And let's not forget the legal challenge against ending immigration enforcement protections for places of worship. Translation: these churches want to be above the law, offering sanctuary to anyone and everyone, regardless of their legal status. It's a blatant disregard for the rule of law, all in the name of 'social justice'.
The Scalabrini Sisters in El Paso are running a migrant accompaniment program, because why not enable illegal immigration even further? And the Catholic Workers in Harrisburg are wearing ankle monitors to 'support' migrants. It's all one big, performative display of moral superiority.
These 'progressive' Christians aren't interested in actual faith; they're interested in political power. They've hijacked Christianity to push their leftist agenda, and they're using the Trump administration as a convenient scapegoat. It's pathetic, it's predictable, and it's exactly what you'd expect from the perpetually outraged Left.
The truth is, these woke pastors are terrified of Trump. He represents a return to traditional values, a rejection of their radical ideology, and a threat to their carefully constructed narrative. And that's why they're freaking out.


