So, Tim Cook's finally tapping out. Fifteen years of virtue signaling, woke capitalism, and overpriced dongles has apparently run its course. The question now is: can John Ternus, the new guy, actually Make Apple Great Again? Because let's be real, under Cook, Apple became more about political posturing than pushing technological boundaries.

Remember when Apple used to be about innovation? Now it's about which pronouns they're using in their employee handbook. The stock price might be high, but the soul of Apple has been sold to the woke mob. Ternus needs to drain the swamp of SJWs and get back to building cool gadgets that don't cost an arm and a leg.

This whole leadership change is a chance to course-correct. Apple needs to stop apologizing for being successful and start focusing on creating products that people actually want. Less virtue signaling, more innovation. Less lecturing about climate change, more battery life. You get the idea.

William Brangham's chat with Rolfe Winkler? More like two establishment types patting each other on the back while ignoring the real issues. Nobody cares about their 'analysis.' What we want to know is: will Ternus fire the DEI department and hire some actual engineers?

The lefties are gonna whine about how Apple needs to be even more woke under Ternus. They'll demand more environmental regulations, more diversity quotas, more virtue signaling. But Ternus needs to ignore the screeching harpies and do what's best for the company – and for America.

Let's face it, Apple has become the symbol of corporate wokeness. They kowtow to China, virtue signal to the West, and rake in billions while lecturing us about our carbon footprint. Ternus needs to break free from this cycle of hypocrisy and restore Apple's reputation as a company that values innovation, freedom, and American values.

The woke agenda has infiltrated every aspect of our society, and Apple is no exception. From their woke commercials to their woke employee policies, Apple has embraced the culture war with open arms. Ternus needs to declare war on wokeness and reclaim Apple for the silent majority who just want a good product at a fair price.

So, here's hoping Ternus has the guts to stand up to the woke mob and make Apple great again. Because if he doesn't, Apple will continue its descent into irrelevance, and the world will be a slightly dumber, more expensive place.