Khartoum – Okay, so the Sudanese army, those guys who are usually about as effective as the Biden admin at securing a border, actually did something. They took back a town in Blue Nile state from the RSF, those paramilitary fellas who make Antifa look organized. Near Ethiopia, too – gotta keep an eye on those commies.

The whole Sudan situation is a dumpster fire, let's be real. But at least the army is showing some spine. The RSF are basically just rebranded Janjaweed, and nobody wants those guys running things. Remember Darfur? Yeah, we do.

This town grab, allegedly, happened near the Ethiopian border. Which means it's strategically important, or something. Probably has oil. Or maybe just a good view. Whatever, details, details. The important thing is, the army supposedly inflicted “heavy losses” on the RSF. You love to see it.

The whole thing started with the ousting of al-Bashir, that delightful dictator. Everyone thought that would be the end of the chaos, but nope. Just kicked the can down the road, and now we have two generals fighting over who gets to be the next dictator. Progress!

But hey, at least someone is trying to maintain some semblance of order. The RSF are basically just a bunch of armed thugs, and the army is… well, also a bunch of armed guys, but at least they’re our bunch of armed guys. Relatively speaking.

So, good for the Sudanese army. Maybe they'll actually start securing their borders and kicking out the terrorists. Don’t hold your breath, but hey, a CHUD can dream.

Meanwhile, the UN is probably issuing strongly worded condemnations and sending thoughts and prayers. Which, as everyone knows, solves everything. Maybe they can send Greta Thunberg over there to yell at the generals about climate change. That’ll fix it.

Anyway, let's just hope this doesn't escalate into a full-blown regional war. Although, honestly, at this point, who even cares? The world is already on fire, might as well add another log to the pile.

So, cheers to the Sudanese army for actually doing something. Now, about those Ethiopian commies...