Baltimore, MD - Another one bites the dust! Spirit Airlines, the avian equivalent of a rusty Pinto, has finally kicked the bucket, leaving a trail of stranded normies and cancelled Disney cruises in its wake. Turns out, when gas prices hit 'ludicrous speed' because of Brandon's (alleged) incompetence and Iran's shenanigans, even the skimpiest of airlines can't stay aloft.

Let's be real, Spirit was never exactly a first-class experience. More like a Greyhound bus with wings. But it was our Greyhound bus with wings, dammit! It got the poors from Point A to Point B without breaking the bank. Now? Good luck affording a plane ticket unless you're already part of the Davos elite.

The culprit? Well, obviously, it's the unholy trinity of Brandon's disastrous energy policies, the ever-escalating Iran War, and the fact that nobody in Washington has the spine to actually do anything about it. Closing the Strait of Hormuz? That's basically a middle finger to the entire global economy. But hey, at least we're being 'inclusive' or something.

Remember when Trump was floating the idea of buying out Spirit? Yeah, that was peak clown world. But honestly, at this point, I'd take Trump's chaotic energy over whatever woke garbage the current administration is peddling. At least he understood that keeping gas prices low was crucial for, you know, not bankrupting the entire middle class.

Now, the libs will try to blame this on 'corporate greed' or 'climate change' or whatever their usual buzzwords are. But the truth is, this is a direct result of bad policies and even worse leadership. When you kneecap domestic energy production and then pretend that solar panels are going to solve all your problems, this is the kind of thing that happens.

Chelsea Blackmore crying for five hours because her Spirit flight got cancelled? That's the real face of Bidenomics, folks. A generation of young people priced out of travel, forced to stay home and doomscroll while the elites jet off to their private islands.

And don't even get me started on the 'experts' who are warning about further chaos this summer. These are the same 'experts' who told us that inflation was 'transitory' and that the border was 'secure.' I trust them about as far as I can throw a Boeing 737.

So, what's the solution? Well, short of magically undoing the last few years of disastrous policy decisions, I'm not sure there is one. Maybe start drilling, deport some illegals, and stop apologizing to Iran? Just spitballing here.