So, Spirit Airlines is circling the drain. Color me shocked. Two bankruptcies already, and now they're teetering on the edge of oblivion. Looks like someone forgot the 'fiscal responsibility' cheat code. Turns out, running an airline on ramen noodles and nickel-and-diming passengers only works until it doesn't.

Remember when everyone was celebrating cheap flights? Cramming themselves into seats smaller than a Tucker Carlson monologue, paying extra for oxygen, and bragging about how little they spent? Well, enjoy the schadenfreude, because Karma's a baggage fee, baby. This is what happens when you chase the lowest price, folks. You end up with, well, this.

The irony is thicker than AOC's grasp of economics. These virtue-signaling corporations pushing DEI and ESG scores, meanwhile their planes are held together with woke glue and good intentions. How’s that workin’ out for ya?

Now, the peasants are scrambling. 'Oh noes, my $49 flight to Fort Lauderdale is canceled! What will I do?!' Maybe you should've sprung for a real airline, Karen. Live and learn, snowflake. Or, you know, just stay home and virtue signal on Twitter. Same difference.

The government, of course, will probably try to 'help.' Cue the calls for a bailout, because apparently, failure is no longer an option in the new socialist America. Remember when companies used to actually, you know, compete? Now it's just a race to see who can get the most taxpayer money.

Here’s a thought: let them fail. Let the market do its thing. Natural selection, airline edition. The strong survive, the weak get turned into spare parts. It's called capitalism, libs. Look it up.

And for all you Spirit passengers sweating bullets, here's a tip: check your credit card. Some of them have travel insurance. Also, maybe don't fly on an airline that charges extra for breathing. Just a thought.

This whole situation is a microcosm of everything that's wrong with the modern world. Chasing cheap thrills, ignoring reality, and expecting someone else to clean up the mess. The chickens are coming home to roost, and they're charging extra for the privilege.

So, pour one out for Spirit Airlines. Or don't. I don't really care. Just remember this lesson next time you're tempted to save a few bucks on a flight. Sometimes, you get what you pay for. And sometimes, you get stranded at the airport with a bag full of regret.

Maybe next time, invest in a good pair of walking shoes. The apocalypse might be closer than you think.

In conclusion, Spirit Airlines is a cautionary tale. A reminder that woke capitalism doesn't work, and that cheap doesn't always mean good. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to buy some canned goods and practice my survival skills. You know, just in case.

And remember, kids: Get woke, go broke. It applies to airlines, too.