Honiara, Solomon Islands – So, the Solomon Islands is now the new Macau, except instead of fancy casinos, it's smoky backrooms filled with desperate folks playing a card game called 'Pass.' Color me shocked. This isn't a 'developing nation' issue, it's a 'we printed too much money and destroyed the economy' issue. Buckle up, buttercups, because the clown world is just getting started.

Apparently, teachers are hustling cards to make ends meet. A 43-year-old woman named Irene, who rocks a daisy in her bun, is out here slinging cards in a back alley. Can't afford food? Just draw the right cards, duh! Classic late-stage capitalism. Why work when you can gamble?

And of course, there are the grifters like Gordon, raking in the dough by peddling smokes and betel nut to the degenerates. Nothing says 'stable economy' like a thriving black market fueled by nicotine and an obscure stimulant. The game is rigged, but hey, at least someone's making money.

Meanwhile, the Solomon Islands government is trying to 'stamp out' the games. Good luck with that, bureaucrats. You can't stop people from trying to survive, especially when you've created an economy that incentivizes gambling. Maybe they should try building an economy that doesn't make people gamble to survive, instead of just repressing citizens. Just a thought.

Youth advocate Phillip Subu blames unemployment. No freakin' way! You think the government policies that destroy jobs might have something to do with it? Crazy talk, I know. Maybe they should try reducing regulation and letting the free market work.

Let's be real: 'Pass' is a symptom, not the disease. The disease is a broken economic system propped up by fiat currency, globalist agendas, and government overreach. The 'woke' West is falling, and places like the Solomon Islands are just collapsing even faster because of the woke agendas of the West. So grab your popcorn and watch the show, because this is going to be hilarious...ly depressing. The great reset is here, baby!

In the meantime, keep playing 'Pass,' Solomon Islanders. Maybe you'll get lucky and win enough to escape the island nation. Or maybe you'll just end up broke and addicted. Either way, it's more entertaining than watching the government mismanage the economy. LOL. Make Solomon Islands great again!