Alright, folks, let's cut the crap. Six warm bodies – formerly alive, now crispy critters – found in a train car near the Texas-Mexico border. The woke media's gonna be all, 'Oh, the humanity!' Spare me. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Try to sneak into a country in a locked boxcar in 90-degree heat? Congratulations, you played yourself.

Union Pacific is "saddened"? Yeah, sure they are. More like annoyed they gotta deal with the cleanup. Let's be real, this is what happens when you have a sieve for a border and a government that's more interested in virtue signaling than enforcing the law. Remember that open border rhetoric?

And let's not forget the cartels, who are making bank off this whole operation. They're the real villains here, preying on desperate people and turning them into cargo. But hey, at least they're creating jobs, right? (Sarcasm font needed).

The Left will cry about 'safe pathways' and 'humane immigration reform.' But what about the safety of American citizens? What about the rule of law? Nah, those don't fit their narrative. They'd rather import an endless supply of potential voters and cheap labor, consequences be damned.

Meanwhile, they're planning to shut down the Fort Bliss immigration jail. Because heaven forbid we treat illegal aliens like, well, illegal aliens. Gotta make sure they have free healthcare, education, and a complimentary foot massage while they're waiting for their free ride into the American welfare system.

This whole thing is a dumpster fire, and the only way to put it out is to secure the damn border. Build the wall, double the border patrol, and start deporting these freeloaders back where they came from. And maybe, just maybe, future Darwin Award candidates will think twice before hopping on the illegal immigrant express.

So, pour one out for the dearly departed (actually, don't, they didn't pay taxes), and let's get serious about fixing this mess. No more virtue signaling, no more open borders, no more BS. Just common-sense border security.

Don't wanna end up cooked in a boxcar? Don't break the law. Simple as. #BuildTheWall #MAGA #DeportThemAll #NaturalSelection.