PORTLAND, ME – So, Senator Susan 'Centrist' Collins (R-ME, but barely) has a case of the jitters. Apparently, some libs on Twitter noticed she's got a bit of a shake going on and immediately started screeching about how she's unfit for office, needs to be replaced by some AOC-lite socialist, and is probably on death's door. Classic.

Collins, bless her heart, actually addressed it. Turns out, she's got a benign tremor. A benign tremor. Meaning, it's harmless. Like her votes on Supreme Court nominees. But of course, the Left can't handle facts. They see a slight involuntary movement and instantly diagnose her with everything from Parkinson's to the dreaded 'Old Age'.

This is peak Clown World, folks. We're now at the point where perfectly healthy (ish) politicians are being attacked for having… checks notes … a normal human body that does normal human things. Meanwhile, Biden's out here forgetting what state he's in, and they're all like, 'He's just being quirky!' Double standards much?

The timing is obviously political. Collins is facing a tough re-election fight in a state that's rapidly turning into a progressive wasteland. The Left knows they can't beat her on policy (because their policies are insane), so they're resorting to the oldest trick in the book: personal attacks. And what's more personal than your health?

Look, Collins isn't exactly a MAGA hero. She's a squishy moderate who's constantly trying to appease the libs. But even she doesn't deserve this level of ridiculousness. The Left's obsession with identity politics and performative outrage is getting out of control. They're so busy virtue signaling that they've completely lost touch with reality.

So, what's the takeaway? First, don't trust anything you see on Twitter. Second, the Left is still batshit crazy. And third, maybe we should focus on actual issues instead of obsessing over whether a senator has a slight tremble. Just a thought.

The whole thing reeks of desperation on the part of the Dems. Collins has been a thorn in their side for years, and they're willing to stoop to any level to get rid of her. It's sad, really. And predictable.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make a tinfoil hat and prepare for the coming apocalypse. Because at this point, anything is possible.

Sources:

* Mayo Clinic - Essential Tremor: [www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/essential-tremor/symptoms-causes/syc-20350534](www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/essential-tremor/symptoms-causes/syc-20350534) * U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes: [www.senate.gov/legislative/votes.htm](www.senate.gov/legislative/votes.htm)