Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court just dropped a truth bomb on the woke brigade, clearing the way for Alabama to ditch its clown-show congressional map. Remember that gerrymandered mess that even lefties admitted was a bit much? Yeah, that's getting binned.

Apparently, some folks thought Alabama needed two majority-Black districts, even though it’s, you know, Alabama. Both districts, naturally, voted Democrat. Because, you know, representation. Except, hold on, isn't that a little... racist? Color-blindness, anyone? Seems the Supremes are onto the game.

Now, the whiners are out in force. Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson are throwing a tantrum, claiming the court is being “unceremonious” and causing “confusion.” Honey, the only confusion is why you thought forcing Alabama to create specific racial districts was a good idea in the first place.

The Supremes are sending the case back to a lower court, instructing them to take their recent smackdown of the Voting Rights Act into account. Translation: “Do it right this time, or we’ll send Clarence Thomas over there to personally oversee things.”

Alabama officials are dusting off their 2023 map, which only has one majority-Black district. Cue the pearl-clutching from the perpetually offended. But seriously, folks, one district is probably plenty fair. It's almost like the goal is to have fair and equitable districts, not set up special enclaves for certain demographic groups to guarantee a specific outcome.

The Voting Rights Act, bless its heart, was meant to stop Jim Crow. Now it's being used to create… well, let's just say the parallels aren't lost on anyone who's not chugging the woke Kool-Aid. Maybe the law has to be re-evaluated for a new era? Just asking questions here, people.

This whole saga is peak Clown World. You’ve got activist judges twisting laws to fit their narrative, politicians playing identity politics, and the media hyperventilating about “voter suppression.” Meanwhile, regular folks are just trying to pay their bills and avoid getting canceled for saying the wrong thing on Twitter.

So, raise a glass to the Supreme Court for occasionally hitting the brakes on this runaway train. It's not a perfect solution, but it's a start. Maybe, just maybe, we can get back to a place where district lines are based on geography and common sense, not on some woke fantasy of “equity.”

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a meme to properly express my feelings about this whole thing. Pepe, where are you when I need you?

Sources:

- Supreme Court of the United States - The Constitution (duh) - Common Sense (increasingly rare) - Libs of TikTok (for context)