Ronda Rousey Ends Gina Carano's Woke Comeback in 17 Glorious Seconds
Gina Carano's return to the octagon lasted shorter than a Tucker Carlson monologue, proving the only thing she can fight is cancel culture.
London - Well, well, well, if it isn't Gina Carano, back in the ring after a long hiatus and getting absolutely demolished by Ronda Rousey in a whopping 17 seconds. Talk about a comeback that fizzled faster than a Bud Light boycott. This Netflix MMA event proved one thing: getting canceled doesn't magically make you a fighter.
Carano, bless her heart, thought she could just waltz back into the octagon at 44 after not fighting since 2009. Meanwhile, Rousey, also making a comeback, showed everyone why she's a legend and Carano is... well, Carano is now famous for getting fired from Disney for saying things that triggered the perpetually offended.
"If I hadn’t tapped she would’ve broken my arm, as it had begun to crackle. The disappointment of losing like that is very humbling,” Carano wrote. Translation: Ouch. My arm almost snapped like a CNN headline. The humiliation is real.
Let's be honest, Carano's acting career took a nosedive faster than Biden's approval rating after she made some gasp controversial social media posts. Remember when the Left tried to cancel her? Good times. Now she's talking about fighting again? Maybe stick to movies, Gina. Oh wait...
"Now I feel like this is just the beginning,” Carano wrote. Translation: I need money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing says desperation like getting your face rearranged on live television.
Rousey, ever the sportswoman, said this was her last fight. Probably because she's got better things to do than pummel washed-up actresses. Carano's tribute to Rousey, “I’m so glad the world got to experience this version of [Rousey] I found a beautiful woman, wife, mother, daughter, sister and legend. I adore you lady,” is peak cringe. Translation: Please don't hurt me more.
So, what did we learn? Cancel culture is bad, but so is being delusional about your fighting abilities. Maybe Carano should stick to fighting the woke mob on Twitter. At least there, she might last longer than 17 seconds. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some more beer... not Bud Light, of course.
