RIP Neuty: Based Louisiana Nutria Teaches Woke Feds a Lesson in Freedom
A viral rodent, a loving family, and a Change.org petition – Neuty’s story proves even the Deep State can't stop a good meme from owning the libs.
METAIRIE, La. — Another day, another win for freedom. Neuty, the Louisiana nutria who became a legend after his owners told the state to pound sand and let them keep him, has kicked the bucket after a bout with the Big C. But before he shuffled off this mortal coil, Neuty became a symbol of defiance against the woke wildlife Gestapo.
Found as a baby on Christmas Eve 2020 (talk about a Christmas miracle!), Neuty was raised by Denny and Myra Lacoste like a furry, swamp-dwelling chihuahua. He even got potty-trained! But the fun police at the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries, probably staffed by gender studies majors who hate America, tried to confiscate him. Classic.
That's when the internet rose up. A Change.org petition called “free Neuty” garnered more than 17,000 signatures. Turns out, people are tired of bureaucrats sticking their noses where they don't belong. Who knew?
Neuty’s story even landed him on Tucker Carlson's show, back when Fox News wasn't completely cucked. Tucker, a true American hero, thanked the Lacostes for their “bravery in the face of state interference.” Based.
Now, before the soy boys start screeching about invasive species, let's get one thing straight: Neuty was a domesticated animal. He wasn't out there eating all the crops and destroying the coastline. He was a good boy who liked rugs and belly rubs. Plus, the real invasive species are the politicians and lobbyists ruining the country.
Neuty's story is a reminder that even the most ridiculous situations can become rallying cries for freedom. It's a middle finger to the nanny state and a testament to the power of the internet to fight back against tyranny. So raise a glass to Neuty, the nutria who owned the libs and reminded us all that the spirit of '76 is still alive and well.
He may be gone, but he's not forgotten. Neuty’s legacy lives on in every based individual who stands up to the woke mob and says, “Get off my lawn!” And in the heart of anyone who isn't a corporate bootlicker. Rest in power, king. You will be missed by all the real Americans.
