Washington D.C. - Welp, looks like U.S. Rep. David Scott (D-GA) finally cashed out at the ripe old age of 80. Fox News, bless their hearts, confirmed the news Wednesday, April 22, 2026. No word yet on what sent him to the Great Beyond. Maybe he finally realized how out-of-touch the Dems are.

Scott spent his time in the House doing... stuff. Y'know, the usual swamp creature routine. Committees, bills, the whole shebang. Probably voted for a few things that made your wallet lighter and your freedom a little less free. Just another cog in the machine.

Before his D.C. gig, he was slinging policies back in Georgia. So, a long career of 'public service' – aka, getting paid with your tax dollars to make decisions you probably disagree with.

His death comes at a time when the Dems are already flailing around like a fish out of water. Probably means some new, even more woke, virtue-signaling politician will take his place. The beat goes on.

Speaking of chaos, the GOP is fighting over Virginia redistricting. Apparently, they're so bad at drawing lines that they're handing the Dems a 10-1 advantage. Maybe they should hire a toddler with crayons – probably get a fairer result.

So, yeah, Scott's gone. Don't expect any big changes. Just another seat to fill, another politician to disappoint you. The circus continues.

The vultures are already circling to see who gets to replace him, no doubt. The game of thrones is never-ending.

Details on the funeral arrangements? Who cares? Let's just hope they don't use taxpayer money to pay for it.

The real question is, will whoever replaces him be even worse? Place your bets, folks!

This developing story will probably be forgotten by next week, when some other shiny object distracts the masses.

Anyway, pour one out for… well, maybe just pour one out. Period.

Remember to stay based.