Atlanta, GA - Geoff Duncan, remember him? The guy who couldn't stomach mean tweets from Trump and then wrote a book about how to be a better Republican (spoiler: it involved surrendering to the Left)? Well, he's back, baby, and this time he's traded his elephant pin for a donkey tail. Duncan is running for Georgia governor as a Democrat. You can't make this stuff up.

Apparently, getting ratioed on Twitter for being a NeverTrumper wasn't enough. Now he's gotta go full scorched earth and try to win over the same blue-haired harpies who called him a Nazi for eight years. Keisha Lance Bottoms, a former Biden flunky, is currently leading the Dem primary field. Duncan's chances? About as good as Liz Cheney's in a MAGA rally.

The GOP primary features Rick Jason (some billionaire), Brad Raffensperger (Mr. 'Find Me 11,780 Votes'), and Burt Jones (who probably still owns a 'Let's Go Brandon' t-shirt). A Republican is still expected to win the whole thing, which means Duncan's basically auditioning for a CNN contributor gig.

Duncan's entire political career imploded when he refused to play along with Trump's 2020 election gripes. Now, look, nobody's saying the election was perfect, but turning on your own party to suck up to the corporate media? That's some next-level cuckservatism. He literally wrote a book called GOP 2.0. More like GOP LOSER.

His transition from 'principled conservative' to 'virtue-signaling lib' is complete. He testified against Trump in the Georgia racketeering case (lol, racketeering), campaigned for Kamala Harris (Kamala!), and even spoke at the DNC. At this point, he's probably got a 'Resist' bumper sticker on his Prius.

Georgia's got a history of flip-floppers. Sonny Perdue went from Dem to GOAT Republican back in the day. But Perdue did it for power, not for woke points. Duncan just seems desperate to be liked by the people who hate him the most.

He thinks he's gonna win over 'receptive Republicans' by trashing Trump. Newsflash, Geoff: those people are either already Democrats or they're too busy laughing at you. Farmers getting screwed by Trump's tariffs? Yeah, that sucks. But switching parties to solve the problem? That's like using a nuclear bomb to swat a fly.

So, what's the takeaway? Duncan's a cautionary tale about what happens when you let Twitter get to your head. He traded his political soul for a fleeting moment of validation from the blue checks. And now, he's gonna get crushed in the primary and fade into obscurity, a footnote in the history of NeverTrump cringe.