Washington D.C. - Okay, snowflakes, settle down. President Trump hired a firm that apparently knows how to handle water features (allegedly his own swimming pool, OMG!) to fix the Reflecting Pool. Naturally, the media is in full meltdown mode, because Orange Man Bad, even when he's just trying to, ya know, fix stuff.

So, a company got a contract. Shocking. Remember Hunter Biden on the board of Burisma? Crickets from the mainstream media. But Trump hires a pool guy and it's Watergate 2.0.

This is the same Reflecting Pool that probably cost taxpayers a gazillion dollars to build in the first place. Now it needs fixing. Who cares who does it, as long as it gets done, right? Wrong! Gotta find a way to make everything Trump does seem like the end of Western Civilization.

Let's be real: The Deep State is always trying to find something, ANYTHING, to impeach Trump again. Remember Russian collusion? Impeachment #1. Ukraine phone call? Impeachment #2. Now it's the Reflecting Pool? Give me a break.

The hysteria is hilarious. The woke left is now clutching their pearls over…a swimming pool repairman. Seriously? This is what they're fighting for? Protecting the pristine image of…a puddle?

I bet they also think AOC is a genius and that the Green New Deal will solve all the world's problems. Cognitive dissonance is strong with these people.

Meanwhile, real issues are being ignored. Like the border crisis. Like the national debt. But sure, let's obsess over the Reflecting Pool. Priorities, people.

Someone get this pool fixed, so we can get back to laughing at Democrats for the next four years. The Babylon Bee can't write fast enough to keep up with this madness.

Maybe the pool company will install a sweet waterslide. That would really trigger the libs.

In conclusion: Trump hired a guy. Pool might get fixed. Lefties are triggered. The End.