So the RBA, bless their hearts, thinks they're gonna 'fight inflation' by nudging interest rates up to 4.35%. Oh, the humanity! Meanwhile, the US-Israel war on Iran is about to turn the entire global economy into a dumpster fire, and these clowns are worried about a few basis points? It's like trying to put out a house fire with a Super Soaker.

The official line is that this hike is necessary because 'inflationary pressures' are building. Yeah, no kidding. Maybe if the government hadn't been printing money like it was going out of style for the last decade, we wouldn't be in this mess. But hey, who needs fiscal responsibility when you can just kick the can down the road for future generations to deal with?

They even admit the Iran situation is gonna tank growth and spike inflation even higher. So what's the plan, geniuses? Another quarter-point hike next month? At this rate, we'll all be living in cardboard boxes before the RBA figures out that maybe, just maybe, endless money-printing and global conflicts aren't great for the economy.

And don't even get me started on the 'three million mortgaged households' who are about to get rekt. Sorry, plebs, but you should have known better than to buy a house in a country run by economic illiterates. Maybe try pulling yourselves up by your bootstraps, or something.

The RBA's 'baseline' scenario assumes the Iran thing blows over quickly. LOL. These guys are dreaming. More likely, we're headed for stagflation on steroids, where everything costs more and nobody has a job. But hey, at least the elites will be fine. They always are.

Seriously, though, what's the point of even pretending anymore? The whole system is rigged, the government is corrupt, and the RBA is just another puppet dancing to the tune of globalist elites. Might as well just stock up on canned goods and learn how to forage for edible plants. At least then you'll be prepared for the inevitable collapse.

In conclusion: RBA = Clown World. Rate hike = Cope. Iran War = Doomed. You = Probably screwed. Good luck out there, folks. You're gonna need it.