Oh, boo-hoo. Zayd Ayers Dohrn, spawn of bomb-happy commies Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, just dropped a memoir titled 'Dangerous, Dirty, Violent, and Young: A Fugitive Family in the Revolutionary Underground.' Because nothing screams 'struggle' like being the kid of domestic terrorists who blew up empty buildings in the name of… something.

Let's recap: Mommy and Daddy were the poster children for the Weather Underground, a group of trust-fund socialists who thought blowing up the Pentagon was a great way to stick it to The Man. Turns out, daddy's little revolutionary had a rough time evading the FBI. Who knew?

According to Zayd, his parents explained their little crime spree by comparing themselves to Robin Hood and the Rebel Alliance. Right, because detonating explosives is totally the same as stealing from the rich or fighting the Empire. Solid logic there, champ.

He whines about the 'contradiction' of his parents committing crimes and leaving their kids behind. Cry me a river. Maybe if your parents weren't busy trying to overthrow the government, you could have had a normal childhood. But hey, at least you got a cool story to tell at your next woke dinner party.

His mom, Bernardine, was on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list. You know, the kind of list you don't want to be on unless you're aiming for peak leftist martyrdom. She did a whole year in the clink. Then, gasp, she passed the bar exam! Clearly, the system is rigged against her.

Now, Zayd is a playwright, screenwriter, and professor at Northwestern. Imagine that, the child of wanted criminals is now molding the minds of young progressives. The irony is thicker than AOC's eyeliner.

The book's title comes from a Jefferson Airplane song, because of course it does. 'We are all outlaws in the eyes of America.' Translation: we're entitled snowflakes who think the rules don't apply to us.

Here's the thing: nobody cares about your privileged guilt, Zayd. Your parents were violent criminals, and you benefited from their notoriety. Go write another play about white guilt, and leave the rest of us alone.

So, another day, another example of the radical left getting away with their crap. And they're still getting platforms to whine about it. Remember, folks: these are the same people who want to run your lives.

Don't let it happen.