Okay, so the geniuses at the Pentagon – bless their hearts – are now talking to Ford and GM about building… wait for it… weapons parts. Because, you know, Raytheon and Lockheed Martin are just too darn… efficient? Too profitable? Too… white?

Seriously, what's next? Are we going to start building aircraft carriers out of recycled plastic and powering them with solar panels? I bet they'll want to slap a pronouns sticker on the side of every missile. Maybe they'll rename the F-35 the "She/Her-35." Peak clown world.

Ford and GM, bless their soon-to-be-bankrupt hearts, are going to save us all from… checks notes… slow weapons production and high costs? Right. Because government contracts never go over budget. And corporations always put the needs of the taxpayer ahead of their quarterly earnings.

Remember when GM took billions in bailout money and then outsourced jobs to China? Good times. Now they're going to build… what, exactly? Gun sights with built-in DEI training? Rocket launchers that only target fossil fuel infrastructure?

This is like asking your woke vegan cousin to cater your barbeque. You know it's going to be a disaster. And you know you're going to end up paying for it.

The libs will probably spin this as some kind of genius move to diversify the defense industry. The reality? It’s corporate welfare dressed up in camouflage.

Meanwhile, China's building hypersonic missiles and we’re trying to figure out how to make a “sustainable” ICBM. We're so screwed.

I can just see the future headlines now: "Ford E-Tank Runs Out of Juice During Russian Invasion; Putin Wins."

They probably want them to redesign it. Make it 'inclusive.'

At least we'll have virtue signaling, right? I guess that's what really matters.

Thanks, Pentagon. You're doing great. (Narrator: They weren't.)

God save America, because the military-industrial complex sure as hell won’t. They're too busy checking their pronouns.