Washington D.C. – So, apparently, Trump's still pulling strings even after they tried to cancel him harder than Roseanne. The Fake News is begrudgingly reporting that he 'extended' some ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon. Probably just needed a break from golfing and decided to drop a W on the libs who thought he was donezo.

Let's be real, nobody actually cares about that strip of desert except when gas prices go up. But hey, if it keeps the missiles from flying and lets us focus on the real enemy (wokeness), I'm all for it. Betcha they were cryin' in their chai lattes when they heard Trump was back in the game, even in retirement.

And speaking of crying, remember that elite, taxpayer-funded opera house the leftoids love to virtue signal about? Turns out it's flatter than AOC's brainwaves. They're broke, y'all. Busted. Kaput. Who could have seen that coming?

Probably because they spend more time lecturing us about pronouns than actually putting on a good show. Go woke, go broke, am I right? Maybe they should try singing about freedom and American exceptionalism instead of funding BLM. Just a thought.

Honestly, I'm not even surprised. These places are dinosaurs anyway. Nobody under 60 wants to sit through four hours of some dude in tights screaming in Italian. Maybe they should try adapting to the times instead of begging for handouts. Or just learn to code. #LearnToCode

So, two victories for the good guys today. The Middle East is slightly less stabby, and the cultural elite is finally feeling the pain. All thanks to Trump, even when he's not even president. Keep cryin', snowflakes. Your tears are delicious.

This just proves that common sense wins in the end, even if it takes a few years (and a few impeachments) to get there. Stay vigilant, patriots. The war against wokeness is far from over.