So, our boy David Farley, the One Nation candidate who's supposed to MAGA-fy Farrer, turns out he was playing footsie with the woke 'Voices' crowd before he saw the light and joined Pauline's crew. Documents dug up by the perpetually triggered Guardian Australia reveal that Farley was practically begging for a hug from the independent snowflakes back in 2023 and 2024. Talk about a glow-up!

Apparently, Farley was all about those 'shared platform ideas' and 'election preferences' with the same people who probably think Australia Day is a day of mourning. He even bought a ticket to their kumbaya circle jerk, although he chickened out at the last minute. Probably realized he'd spontaneously combust if he got too close to that much concentrated soy.

This whole saga proves one thing: politicians are like weather vanes, spinning in whatever direction the wind blows. Farley was probably just hedging his bets, seeing which way the outrage mob was leaning. But now that he's rocking the One Nation colors, let's hope he's traded in his participation trophy for a pair of steel-toed boots.

The lefties are having a field day with this, of course. They're acting like Farley's secretly a card-carrying member of Antifa. But let's be real, who hasn't said or done something they regret? The important thing is that he's seen the error of his ways and is now fighting the good fight against the globalist agenda. Right?

Of course, there's the obligatory One Nation spokesperson trying to spin this as Farley being on a 'political journey.' Yeah, a journey straight to the gulag if he doesn't start walking the line. The byelection is coming up, and the keyboard warriors are sharpening their pitchforks. Farley better deliver a knockout punch, or he'll be known as the guy who almost made Farrer great again.

Remember, folks, nobody's perfect. Even Based candidates have skeletons in their closet. But let's give Farley a chance to prove he's truly one of us. If he starts spouting globalist nonsense, we'll be the first to call him out. But for now, let's hope he can channel his inner Pauline and send the lefties packing.

He’s either playing 4D chess or accidentally showed us his hand. Maybe this is all part of the plan to infiltrate and destroy the 'Voices' movement from within. Occam's Razor suggests not, but let’s not rule out anything when it comes to these political types.