Cole Tomas Allen, probably still seething about Trump Derangement Syndrome, has pleaded not guilty to four counts of trying to send President Trump and some other swamp creatures to the big dirt nap at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. Seriously, the Correspondents’ Dinner? Talk about shooting fish in a barrel of virtue signaling libs.

Of course, the media is going to spin this as “proof of right-wing extremism” even though the dude probably has a Bernie bumper sticker and drinks oat milk lattes while ranting about the patriarchy. Get ready for 24/7 coverage about how this proves Trump's rhetoric is DANGEROUS (eye roll).

Let's be real, this guy probably watched too much CNN and got radicalized by Joy Reid. Or maybe he's just another fed. Who even knows anymore? Either way, the establishment is going to use this to justify even more censorship and control over the narrative. They'll probably ban Pepe the Frog again just to be safe. Sad!

The WHCA dinner? Seriously, could there be a more pathetic gathering of elites? It's like a cosplay convention for people who think they're important. Remember when Kathy Griffin held up Trump's severed head? Good times. Good times. But now it's DANGEROUS! When they do it, it's art! When someone else threatens them, suddenly it's a national crisis.

They'll trot out some "expert" who will explain how this is all Trump's fault because…reasons. And they'll conveniently ignore the fact that there's been political violence from both sides of the spectrum. But, you know, Orange Man Bad! Gotta keep the narrative going!

Meanwhile, regular people are struggling to pay for gas and groceries, but the elites are worried about their feelings being hurt at a fancy dinner. Priorities! They wouldn't know a real struggle if it slapped them in the face with a 2x4. This whole thing is just another distraction from the fact that the country is going to hell in a handbasket.

I bet George Soros is behind this. Okay, maybe not, but it wouldn't surprise me. Anything to destabilize the country and push the globalist agenda. Wake up, sheeple! They're trying to control you!

Bottom line: This is probably just another psyop designed to manipulate the masses. Don't fall for it. Do your own research. Think for yourself. And for God's sake, stop watching CNN!

At least we can get some good memes out of this. Pepe is gonna have a field day.

The trial is set to begin [date] and is expected to last [duration]. The presiding judge is [judge's name]. I bet he's a lib!

Sources: * Infowars.com (jk, don't cite them!) [REPLACE with a valid, but edgy, source, like The Federalist] * Judicial Watch * Rumble.com (for the dank memes) * FBI FOIA requests related to political extremism