So, Nigeria is big mad because some South Africans are getting a little spicy with the, shall we say, uninvited guests in their country. Seems like the rainbow nation is having a little… identity crisis, and by identity crisis I mean they’re tired of footing the bill for everyone else’s problems. Nigeria summoned the South African ambassador because apparently asking for ID is now a hate crime. Get woke, go broke, I guess.

Apparently, these poor, oppressed Nigerians (and Ethiopians) are getting harassed. Two Nigerians and four Ethiopians kicked the bucket recently – allegedly. Seems convenient, doesn't it? Anti-immigrant groups are marching, waving signs, and generally being a nuisance to the “vibrant multiculturalism” we’re supposed to celebrate. But hey, nobody bats an eye when we ask who's paying for all this, right?

South Africa, the economic powerhouse of the Dark Continent, attracts economic migrants like moths to a burning tire fire. But guess what? Those jobs aren't infinite, and the hospitals aren't exactly overflowing with free healthcare. But cry more about Apartheid, am I right?

President Cyril Ramaphosa, bless his heart, is doing the usual song and dance, condemning the violence while simultaneously reminding everyone that foreigners need to respect the law. Which is hilarious, considering the law is apparently optional for the ruling party.

But here's the kicker: some South Africans are straight-up asking people for their papers. Outside hospitals. Outside schools. The audacity! How dare they want to know who's leeching off their resources? It's almost like they want a functioning society or something.

And then there's this Nigerian dude whining to BBC Pidgin about how it's not okay because "we are blacks, we are brothers... everybody comes here just to survive." Classic. It's always about survival, isn't it? Never about respecting borders, or laws, or the people who actually built the damn country.

Remember that time Ghana summoned South Africa's envoy over a video of some dude getting asked for his ID? It's a recurring theme: Africans doing African things, and then getting all butt-hurt when someone calls them on it.

And let's not forget the Nigerian community leader who got appointed as a "king" in some South African town. Yeah, that's not sketchy at all. I'm sure the locals were thrilled to have a foreign potentate lording it over them. Who needs elected officials when you can just crown your own king, right?

South Africa has 2.4 million official migrants, but everyone knows that's just the tip of the iceberg. The real number is probably closer to “holy crap, we're being invaded.” Most are from neighboring countries, but Nigeria's always gotta be extra, doesn't it? Why stay in your own failed state when you can mooch off someone else's?

So, what's the solution? Build the wall! Oh wait, wrong continent. Maybe South Africa should invest in border security and start enforcing their immigration laws. And maybe Nigeria should focus on fixing its own problems instead of exporting them to South Africa. But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man. Wakanda forever, I guess.

South Africa's being pressured by Nigeria because locals are understandably fed up with rampant illegal immigration and are starting to push back. The elites never learn.