So, Neymar, the guy who’s supposed to single-handedly carry Brazil to World Cup glory, might be out. A calf injury? Sure. That's what they want you to think. It's probably wokeness that got him! Where's the personal responsibility?

He's been MIA since 2023, and now this? Sounds like someone hasn't been crushing it in the gym. Or maybe he got “injured” for questioning the narrative! Who knows what shenanigans are afoot. Big Soccer is in on it, folks.

Remember when everyone thought soccer was gonna replace football in America? Yeah, that didn't happen. Probably because soccer is just too globalist. Not enough God, guns, and glory.

Historically, injuries only happen to players who don't pray hard enough. Or maybe it's the opposite: too much kneeling! Coincidence? I think NOT.

Experts are saying it's a calf injury. Experts also said Hillary was gonna win. Do your own research.

The impact? Less eye candy for the woke crowd. Less virtue signaling on the field. Maybe Brazil can finally focus on actual football instead of performative activism. MAGA (Make All Goals Again).

The globalists are watching Neymar’s scans with bated breath. They're praying he's out so they can push their agenda. Don’t let them win.

Brazil's preparation? Who cares? Let them figure it out. Maybe they should try praying instead of taking the knee.

Neymar’s career? Overrated. He's got more hair product than talent, anyway.

Ultimately, who cares about Neymar's health? Focus on the important things: FREEDOM! And memes. Lots and lots of memes.

The World Cup? A woke spectacle. But we'll still watch it, because, you know, gotta own the libs.

And if Neymar does play? It's because he saw the light and renounced wokeness. Stay tuned, folks. The Great Awakening is coming to soccer.