So, New Mexico's suing the Feds over 'forever chemicals' leaching out of military bases. PFAS, they call 'em. Sounds scary, right? Probably is, but let's not pretend this isn't also about $$$.

'Forever chemicals'? Sounds like something dreamt up by a bunch of woke scientists trying to justify their existence. Okay, maybe they're bad. But the government using 'em for decades? That's just Tuesday in the beltway.

Turns out these PFAS things have been around since your grandpa's Oldsmobile. Used in everything from firefighting foam to Teflon pans. Now the eco-left is screaming bloody murder. Suddenly, everything's cancer. Buckle up, buttercups, 'cause everyone's gettin' sued.

New Mexico's going after Uncle Sam for polluting their sacred soil. Rightfully so, maybe. But you think that money's gonna go to the average Joe with two kids and a mortgage? Nah. It's gonna get vacuumed up by lawyers, consultants, and some new 'environmental justice' program that magically benefits everyone except the people who actually live near the bases.

This ain't just a New Mexico problem. There's 15,000 other lawsuits just like it percolating across the country. Jackpot! Cha-ching! Get ready for a tidal wave of virtue signaling and taxpayer-funded slush funds.

Of course, the talking heads will tell you this is about 'holding polluters accountable.' Spare me. It's about creating a new revenue stream for the same swamp creatures who created the problem in the first place.

Watch the language they use too. 'Disproportionately impacted communities'? Translation: guilt-tripping the taxpayer into shelling out even more dough to fix a problem they didn't create.

The EPA's already on the case, supposedly. But when has the EPA ever solved anything without making it ten times worse and costing a billion dollars? They'll probably ban plastic straws again to offset the toxic waste, so prepare for performative environmentalism at its finest.

Don't get me wrong, nobody wants poisoned water. But let's be honest about what's really going on here. This is a legal feeding frenzy disguised as environmental activism. The only thing getting cleaned up is the bank accounts of the lawyers involved.

Remember when they promised us trickle-down economics? This is trickle-up grift. Taxpayer money flowing straight into the pockets of the elite. And you, the average citizen, get stuck with the bill. Again.

So, yeah, New Mexico's suing the Feds. Maybe they'll win. Maybe they won't. But one thing's for sure: someone's gonna get rich off this. And it ain't gonna be you.

Maybe if the Feds stopped funding wars overseas they could afford to fix the mess they made at home. But hey, that's just crazy talk.

Sources: * United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) * New Mexico Environment Department * Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry (ATSDR)