Netanyahu to Hamas: You Get 70% of This, Pal
Israel's gonna keep the kibble, commies get the crumbs, cope harder.
JERUSALEM - Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu just dropped a truth bomb: Israel's keeping 70% of Gaza. Seems like someone's tired of playing Mr. Nice Guy with the rocket-launching rentoids. This comes as the IDF keeps up the house cleaning, despite the so-called cease-fire. Translation: Bibi ain't backing down, snowflakes.
Remember that ceasefire? Yeah, Hamas probably does too. Right before they start lobbing more rockets. That's why Bibi's saying, "Hold my falafel." He's clearly had enough of the feigned innocence act and is proceeding with the "unfinished business." About time.
Let's be real, the international peanut gallery will clutch their pearls and whine about human rights or something. They always do. They'd rather Israel just roll over and let Hamas turn the whole country into a rocket range. But Bibi's not listening. He's got a country to protect, and apparently, that involves acquiring some prime beachfront property.
All this talk of "occupation"? Spare us. It's about survival. Israel's gotta do what Israel's gotta do to keep from getting genocided. If that means controlling most of Gaza, so be it. Maybe next time, Hamas should try not being terrorist dirtbags.
Expect the usual suspects to call for sanctions and investigations. They always do. Maybe they should investigate how Hamas manages to afford all those rockets when their people are supposedly starving. Just a thought.
The truth is, the only language Hamas understands is force. And Bibi's fluent. He's speaking their language loud and clear. And to everyone else who thinks Israel should just let Hamas do its thing: go pound sand.
So, enjoy your 70% of Gaza, Bibi. Make it a vacation home. Build a mall. Whatever. Just keep the terrorists out. That's all anyone really cares about. The rest is just noise.
In conclusion, Netanyahu is playing 4D chess while the lefties are still trying to figure out how the horsey moves. Get rekt, Hamas. Get rekt, soyboys. Get rekt, globalists.
Sources: * Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs (for basic facts, not their propaganda) * IDF Spokesperson (ditto) * Common Sense (the only source you really need)

