Another day, another L for the working class. Turns out, buying a house in the UK is about as feasible as finding a politician who tells the truth. Thanks, UK Finance, for confirming what we already knew: mortgage affordability is circling the drain, reaching levels not seen since the '08 crash.

Remember 2008? Good times. Except for, y'know, the global economic meltdown caused by rampant greed and unchecked financial shenanigans. Now we're back, baby! This time with extra global instability courtesy of the Iran war. What a time to be alive.

Apparently, the average homebuyer is now forking over 21.3% of their gross income just to keep a roof over their head. And that's before the war kicked in and sent mortgage rates into the stratosphere. So, thanks, globalists, for making the dream of homeownership even more of a pipe dream.

Of course, the pain isn't being felt equally. Shocking, I know. Turns out, living in north Norfolk or near London is for suckers. Meanwhile, Scotland is practically giving houses away (relatively speaking, of course). But hey, at least you get to enjoy the bagpipes while you're stuck paying off your mortgage until you're 90.

And let's not forget the City of London, where apparently only the uber-rich can afford to live. But hey, UK Finance says it's "affordable" because, well, those who live there are raking in enough dough to buy a small island. Makes sense, right? This is what happens when global finance runs rampant and nobody's held accountable.

Remember when they told you to get a good job and buy a house? Turns out, that was a lie. Now they want you to "own nothing and be happy". Klaus Schwab is rubbing his hands together as we speak. They'll be locking us down in "15 minute cities" soon enough. You just wait.

Don't even get me started on the 17% increase in mortgage approvals. That just means more debt slaves locked into a system that's designed to exploit them. It's a trap! Get out while you still can (said as if there's actually somewhere to escape to).

So, what's the solution? Burn it all down, obviously. Just kidding... mostly. But seriously, we need to dismantle this corrupt system and build something that actually works for the people, not the elites. Good luck with that, though. You'll need it.

In the meantime, stock up on canned goods, learn how to forage, and prepare for the inevitable collapse. And don't forget to blame the globalists for everything. Because, let's be honest, they probably are.