Alright, folks, buckle up. News just dropped: Two of our boys went missing in Morocco during the annual African Lion exercise. Missing. Like socks in the dryer. AFRICOM is saying search and rescue is underway, but let's be real, this is 2024. You can lose a drone the size of a small car, but two fully-grown soldiers just vanish into the desert? Sketchy. Real sketchy.

African Lion, for those of you not fluent in Military-Industrial Complex speak, is basically a big dress-up party where we pretend to be helping Africa fight...something. Terrorists? Poverty? Bad vibes? Who knows? It's all about projecting power and justifying that sweet, sweet Pentagon budget. Gotta keep those contractors fed, amirite?

Now, I'm not saying anything untoward definitely happened. But I'm also not not saying it. Maybe they wandered off chasing a mirage. Maybe they found a portal to another dimension. Maybe they just got tired of eating MREs and decided to start a new life as Berber nomads. Anything's possible in this clown world.

The best part is, you just KNOW the usual suspects are gonna use this to bash America. 'Oh, look, the imperialist warmongers are at it again, trampling on the sovereignty of a peaceful nation.' Yeah, right. Try telling that to the Boko Haram victims. Or the villagers terrorized by al-Qaeda affiliates. But nah, it's always America's fault, isn't it?

Meanwhile, our fearless leaders are probably huddled in a Situation Room somewhere, wringing their hands and trying to figure out how to spin this. 'We must respect the sovereignty of Morocco! We must engage in meaningful dialogue! We must virtue signal until we puke!' Give me a break.

Here's a thought: How about we focus on finding our missing guys first, and then worry about the geopolitical implications? And while we're at it, maybe we should ask some hard questions about the effectiveness of these 'security cooperation' exercises. Are we actually making things better, or are we just stirring the pot and creating more problems?

I'm not holding my breath for any honest answers. But hey, at least we got a new conspiracy theory to chew on. Pop some popcorn, crank up the Alex Jones, and let's see how this one plays out. And let's hope those guys are found safe and sound, before they get turned into the next 'crisis' by the woke blob. MAGA (Make Africa Great Again...with less foreign intervention?). Just kidding. Mostly.

In all seriousness, let's hope these dudes are found soon. Prayers up, even if the Deep State is probably involved somehow. You heard it here first.