So, the Michael Jackson estate is dropping a biopic, huh? Predictable. You know they're gonna airbrush the hell outta this thing. It'll be all moonwalks, sequined gloves, and 'Heal the World' sentimentality – conveniently forgetting the elephant in the room. Or, you know, the kids in the bedroom.

It's the Circle of Life, Simba: celebrity dies, estate gets rich sanitizing their image. Happens every time. Remember that Whitney Houston doc? Or any of the Elvis movies? Same song, different crooner.

These biopics are basically propaganda, designed to keep the cash flowing. Artistic integrity? Historical accuracy? Fuggedaboutit! It's all about protecting the brand and keeping the licensing deals lucrative. They're gonna pretend like Leaving Neverland never happened. Gaslighting, pure and simple.

I mean, come ON! Are we supposed to believe this flick is gonna be a warts-and-all portrait? Please. This is gonna be a hagiography, a glowing tribute to St. Michael, Patron Saint of Moonwalking and Questionable Sleepovers. Get ready for it, because the Woke Brigade is already prepped to defend the Molester-In-Chief.

Wake up, sheeple! Don't fall for this garbage. Remember the evidence. Remember the accusers. Remember that the truth matters, even if it's inconvenient for the estate's bottom line. But, you know, keep buying the albums. Buy the merch. Line their pockets. That's what they're banking on.

I'm just saying, don't expect a balanced take. Expect a carefully curated narrative designed to protect a legacy and maintain the flow of royalties. They'll probably depict him as some misunderstood genius, victimized by a greedy media and vindictive parents of fame-seeking child actors. The same story, forever.

This is Hollywood, baby! Reality has no place here! It's all smoke and mirrors, manufactured emotions, and carefully constructed narratives. And this Jackson biopic is gonna be the ultimate example of that. It is going to be a cash grab, no doubt.

So, yeah, I'm cynical. Sue me. I just prefer my historical figures served with a side of truth, not a heaping helping of whitewash. This film is going to be a clown show of revisionist history.

The media is going to praise this dreck like it's the second coming of Citizen Kane because they're all terrified of being labeled 'problematic.' They're sheep. They're all sheep, baa'ing in unison.

As the film is released, it is expected that discussions surrounding the allegations against Jackson will resurface, and you know what? The bots will be deployed. Prepare for war, internet! The estate wants to protect that legacy so bad.

The production and release of 'Michael' is nothing more than an estate trying to protect a brand. But it also reflects our society's obsession with celebrity, and willingness to forgive anything for a little bit of entertainment. Sad, really.

The film will be watched and judged as another example of legacy exploitation, and the estate's ability to make bank on the death of a controversial figure. Enjoy the show, folks. But remember to take everything with a grain of salt. Or a whole shaker.