Has JD Vance been injecting Barron Trump’s new energy drink straight into his veins? Honestly, it would explain the sheer level of energy this man has. Between raising three kids, waiting on a baby due soon, and serving as Vice President of the United States, Vance still found the time to write Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith. Naturally, this has caused the mainstream media to absolutely lose their minds. The establishment cannot handle a sitting VP who is out here writing books and living his best life while they demand he spend 24/7 locked in a basement reading dry briefing papers.

The NPC brigade immediately mobilized to review-bomb the book, forcing Amazon to limit reviews to verified purchasers due to "unusual review activity," while Goodreads panicked and suspended reviews altogether. They simply couldn't handle the thought of Vance's spiritual memoir getting five-star reviews from regular Americans. Meanwhile, Vance’s wife Usha is out here living her best life, ignoring the online haters and updating her Goodreads account to show she just finished Communion right after reading Willa Cather’s Death Comes for the Archbishop. The absolute coping and seething from the online left is glorious to watch.

Vance took his book tour straight into enemy territory on The View, instantly triggering the hosts. When they tried to grill him on politics, Vance shut down their pre-scripted talking points, begging, "Let’s talk about the book – I’m here to sell books." Whoopi Goldberg tried to salvage the segment, saying, "Eventually we will, but this is a good opportunity for us to get some clarity on stuff." Vance later joked to reporters that surviving The View was "great experience in very hostile negotiations." Absolute king behavior.

But the real meltdown happened when Vance went on Fox News and dropped some based truth bombs about the useless State Department. Talking about the escalating tensions with Iran, Vance said: "I’ve gotta be honest with you – I don’t really understand these things. [But] I’m trying to be respectful. Given my position in the last year-and-a-half, I have to care about diplomatic protocols all of a sudden."

The Fox hosts loved the raw honesty, chuckling "Love it." But the regime-media class is crying because they think "diplomatic protocols" are some sacred religion, even as Trump warns we are on the brink of a war-instigated "economic catastrophe" due to the establishment's failed foreign policy. If Kamala Harris had admitted she didn't understand diplomacy, the media would have crucified her. But Vance simply doesn't care about their double standards, exposing how the beltway elites care more about empty pageantry than actual results.