March Madness: Duke Gets Crowned King (Again) While RINO Miami (Ohio) Barely Squeaks In
Another year, another rigged game – but hey, at least the RedHawks got a participation trophy, right?

So, the Deep State – I mean, the NCAA selection committee – has spoken. Duke, that bastion of blue-blood basketball, gets the top seed in March Madness. Surprise, surprise. It's almost like the system is rigged in favor of the elites. You gotta wonder, is Cameron Boozer gonna start dropping woke PSAs during timeouts? Probably.
Arizona, Michigan, and Florida also got the golden tickets. All solid programs, sure, but hardly underdogs fighting the good fight. It's the same old story: the rich get richer, and the rest of us get crumbs. They say all four No. 1 seeds made it to the Final Four last year? That's because the system wants them there. It's all about the money, honey.
Then there's Miami (Ohio). The RedHawks, bless their little hearts, managed to sneak in as an No. 11 seed. 31-1 record? Impressive. But their strength of schedule was ranked 339th! Talk about riding the struggle bus. They're basically the sports equivalent of a virtue-signaling corporation – all talk, no action. They gotta play in some First Four game against SMU in Ohio. A participation trophy if I've ever seen one. Maybe they can bring a woke waterboy.
And let's not forget the snubs. San Diego State, Indiana, Oklahoma, and Auburn got left out in the cold. Auburn, with the third-best strength of schedule, got the shaft. Their former coach, Bruce Pearl, dad of the current coach, ripped the committee on CBS. Good for him! Someone's gotta speak truth to power. But hey, maybe they didn't diversity hire enough to play the game.
Of course, the SEC is leading the way with 10 teams in the field. Classic. And the Big Ten, ACC, and Big 12 are right behind them. It's all about those massive conference expansions and NIL deals, lining the pockets of players and administrators alike. Where's the amateurism? Oh wait, that died years ago, along with fair elections.
Florida, the defending national champion, is trying to repeat their back-to-back titles from 2006-07. Good luck with that. This year's tournament is gonna be a predictable parade of elites, with a few token underdogs thrown in to make it look like the little guy has a chance. But don't be fooled. The fix is in. The woke mind virus is a cancer, and college sports are the petri dish.
So, crack open a beer, fire up the grill, and enjoy the show. Just remember to question everything you see. Because in the world of March Madness, just like in politics, nothing is what it seems.

