Another day, another woke fail. Kendra Aney, 38, the Michigan woman who pulled a Houdini on the Muskegon Heights PD, is back in custody. Remember the vid? Handcuffed broad wriggling out of a squad car window like a freaking cartoon character? Peak clown world.

Turns out, Aney had an outstanding parole violation warrant. Parole, for you normies who haven't tangled with the system, is basically 'don't screw up again, or you're back in the slammer.' Aney apparently missed the memo.

Our girl managed to squeeze her way out of the cop car while the Keystone Cops were busy searching her vehicle. Priorities, am I right? Woke gonna woke. They were probably checking for microaggressions instead of, you know, making sure their prisoner didn't bolt. This is what happens when you defund the police and replace them with diversity hires who are more concerned about pronouns than procedure. Bet they lectured her on her pronouns before putting her in the car.

But the saga doesn't end there. Allegedly, Aney then broke into a nearby house. Because, why not? Free room and board, right? Maybe she identifies as a homeowner now. Thanks, progressives!

Now, the libs will cry about 'systemic injustice' and 'root causes.' Spare me. This isn't about poverty or lack of opportunity. This is about personal responsibility and consequences. Aney made a choice. Several, actually. And now she's paying the price. Shocking, I know.

Of course, this whole fiasco is just more fuel for the fire. The country is going to hell in a handbasket, and it's hard to see it getting better. Lockdowns, inflation, wokeism... and now this. The world is going insane.

Can we at least agree that cops should be trained on how to keep prisoners in custody? Maybe ditch the sensitivity training and focus on, oh, I don't know, basic policing skills? And maybe parole violators should, you know, follow the rules? Just spitballing here.

The Muskegon County Prosecutor's Office is throwing the book at her: escape, breaking and entering, larceny. Good. Let this be a lesson to all the other wannabe escape artists out there. Crime doesn't pay, unless you're a politician. (zing!)

Meanwhile, I'm stocking up on popcorn. Because you know this isn't the last chapter in the Great Aney Escape Saga. The sequel is always worse than the original, just like the country is.

Next time, maybe the cops should try duct tape. Or a cage. Or maybe just hire a security guard from Gitmo. Because seriously, what did you expect?

The libs have broken the country. Next thing you know, we'll be running out of beer. When the beer runs out, it's truly over.