PARIS — Well, well, well. Looks like the Louvre's diversity-hire experiment just imploded. Laurence des Cars, the museum's director, has “resigned” – which is code for “got the boot” – after a series of epic fails. A heist that would make Ocean's Eleven blush, labor strikes fueled by AOC-wannabe socialists, infrastructure crumbling faster than Biden's cognitive abilities, and a ticket scam that probably funded someone’s OnlyFans account. All in a day's work for the woke-ified Louvre.

The October heist? Oh, that was just peak Clown World. Crown Jewels, nicked! You know, the sparkly things that are supposed to be super-duper secure? Guess not. Turns out, virtue signaling about pronouns doesn’t stop professional thieves. Who knew? Maybe they were motivated by reparations, or something equally idiotic.

And don't even get me started on the labor strikes. Turns out, when you prioritize feelings over facts, the people who actually keep the lights on (and the priceless artifacts from being stolen) get a little salty. The Louvre employees, probably all unionized and demanding a four-day workweek while simultaneously blaming capitalism for everything, decided to hold the entire museum hostage. Good job, comrades!

Then there were the water leaks. You know, the kind that can destroy priceless works of art? Yeah, those. Apparently, maintaining a historic building is harder than it looks. But hey, at least they were prioritizing inclusivity and gender-neutral bathrooms! Because that’s what REALLY matters when your museum is literally falling apart.

Oh, and the ticket scam? A classic. Insider job, no doubt. Probably some disgruntled employee looking for a little “redistribution of wealth.” Can't blame them, really. The system is rigged! (Against competence, that is.) So, what's next for the Louvre? Probably another diversity hire. Someone who can check all the right boxes and virtue signal to the masses, while the museum continues its downward spiral into oblivion.

This is what happens when you prioritize wokeness over competence. When you turn a world-class institution into a playground for social justice warriors. When you let ideology cloud your judgment. The Louvre is a cautionary tale, a shining example of what happens when you go full-blown progressive. Prepare for the inevitable GoFundMe campaign. They’ll need to ask the public for money to stay afloat because they forgot to…you know…secure the dang jewels!

It's time to drain the swamp. To fire the virtue signalers. To restore sanity and competence to the Louvre. And maybe, just maybe, hire someone who actually knows how to run a museum. Or at least someone who can keep the damn jewels from being stolen.