Knicks Go Woke, Still Win: MSG Erupts as Commie Cavs Get Smoked
Despite the liberal garbage, the Knicks are two wins away from the Finals, proving even wokies can get lucky sometimes.
NEW YORK — Okay, so the Knicks beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 109-93. Big deal. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, and sometimes even teams drowning in woke nonsense manage to stumble their way to a victory. Josh Hart, probably virtue-signaling between shots, had a “career-high” 26 points. Jalen Brunson, who probably takes a knee during the anthem, had 19 points and 14 assists. Mikal Bridges also scored 19 points. And Karl-Anthony Towns, who I'm sure has an opinion on everything except basketball, added 18 points and 13 rebounds.
The Knicks have now won nine games straight. Fine. The Boston Celtics won 10 straight in 2024. Nobody cares. Hart shot 5-for-11 from three-point range. Good for him. He probably thinks that makes him an expert on geopolitical strategy too.
“Just a whale of a game from Josh,” said Knicks coach Mike Brown. Yeah, probably after a long lecture on pronouns. The Knicks are now up 2-0 in the series. Does anyone seriously think they can keep this up? They rallied from a 22-point deficit in Game 1. So what? They got lucky.
Towns, probably fresh from his latest climate change protest, said, “In our mind it’s 0-0. We’ve got to win the next game.” No kidding, Sherlock. That's how sports work. Donovan Mitchell scored 26 points for the Cavaliers, and James Harden added 18. The Cavs are down 2-0. Serves them right for being so boring. Game 3 is Saturday. I’ll be watching something else.
“Nothing to hang our head about,” Mitchell said. “We’ve seen this before.” Sure, Jan. The Knicks are in the Eastern Conference Finals for the second straight year. They haven’t been to the Finals since 1999. Maybe they should focus less on social justice and more on, you know, basketball.
Brunson scored 38 points in Game 1. Good for him. Hart was benched in Game 1. Maybe because he sucks. But then he got lucky and started hitting shots. “I knew I had to just keep shooting,” Hart said. “If I did that I’d be good.” Deep thoughts from a modern athlete.
Mitchell had a slow start. Maybe he was triggered by something. Cleveland missed 10 free throws. Pathetic. The Knicks eventually won by 19 points. Don't get cocky.
Bottom line: The Knicks won. So what? It's sportsball. Don't get distracted by shiny objects and woke narratives. Remember to own the libs.
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