NAIROBI – So, apparently, a school in Kenya went full-on 'Inferno' this week, resulting in 16 fewer future taxpayers and eight students who are probably regretting their life choices. Authorities are playing the blame game, hinting at charges next week. Color me shocked.

Look, I'm no expert on Kenyan fire codes (do they even HAVE fire codes?), but it seems like a good time to ask some tough questions. Like, were these kids just practicing their pyrotechnics skills? Was it a woke teacher's failed attempt at a 'climate change' demonstration? Or, you know, maybe just plain old negligence.

The Ministry of Education is all clucking about 'safety standards' and 'investigations.' Yeah, sure. More like CYA maneuvers while they figure out who to throw under the bus. The school's run by the POLICE, for crying out loud! You'd think they'd have, like, emergency preparedness drills or something. But noooo, let's just wait until a tragedy happens, then pretend to care.

Frankly, I'm less concerned with the 'why' and more with the 'how do we prevent this from happening again?' Lockdowns, obviously. More guns. Definitely less 'critical race theory'. And maybe, just maybe, teaching kids some basic common sense instead of virtue signaling.

Of course, the usual suspects will be out there blaming everything on 'systemic inequality' and 'lack of resources.' As if throwing money at the problem will magically solve everything. Newsflash: sometimes, bad things happen because people are just…bad. Or stupid. Or both.

I'm not saying these eight students are guilty (innocent until proven woke, right?). But I AM saying that consequences are a thing. And if they torched a dorm full of sleeping kids, then they deserve whatever's coming to them. Maybe a lifetime subscription to PragerU. That'll straighten 'em out.

In the meantime, let's pour one out for the fallen (preferably something strong) and try not to dwell too much on the fact that the world is going to hell in a handbasket. At least the weekend's here. Time to grill some steaks and forget about the latest global dumpster fire. #MAGA #KenyaFire #DormBBQ #TGIF