GILGIL, KENYA – Well, folks, looks like things got a little too toasty at Utumishi Girls School in Gilgil, Kenya. Sixteen students decided to check out early, and 79 others got a free trip to the burn unit. The Education Minister is clutching his pearls, probably wondering if maybe, just maybe, they should have spent less time virtue signaling and more time on basic safety.

Utumishi Girls School, we're told, is a place of learning. Probably learning about intersectional feminism or some other equally useful topic. But apparently, learning how to not turn your dorm into a raging inferno wasn't on the curriculum. Gotta love priorities, amirite?

Of course, the usual suspects are already lining up to blame 'systemic issues' and 'lack of resources.' Translation: someone wants more taxpayer money to throw into the same black hole of incompetence. Because that's always worked so well in the past. Remember Kyanguli? Didn't think so. The one thing that does seem to come out of these tragedies is a whole lot of finger pointing.

Let's be honest, folks: this isn't about lack of funding. It's about lack of common sense. It's about building codes that are probably more suggestions than actual rules. It's about a government that's more interested in photo ops than actual oversight. It's about schools that prioritize woke nonsense over basic safety. Wake up, Sheeple!

The Kenyan government will probably launch an 'investigation' that will drag on for months, ultimately concluding that 'lessons were learned' and 'things will be different this time.' Yeah, right. Just like last time. And the time before that. Expect the same old song and dance with the same old outcome. Nothing ever changes.

So, what's the solution? Maybe stop importing Western degeneracy and focus on things that actually matter. Like, you know, not letting your schools burn down. Maybe hold people accountable for their incompetence. Maybe, just maybe, prioritize the safety of your children over the latest woke fad. Just sayin'.

In the meantime, pour one out for the 16 students who are no longer with us. They deserved better. They deserved a safe and secure learning environment. But they got a fiery death instead. And the elites in Nairobi will continue on with their day unaffected.

This is the state of the world, folks. Enjoy the decline. It's only going to get worse. And remember, stay based. It's the only way to survive the coming clown world. Lock and load, we’re headed to clown world faster than ever. #RIP #SchoolFire #Kenya #WokeIsDead #BasedAndRedpilled #ClownWorld