Nairobi, Kenya – So, Kenya's got a bit of a soggy situation, eh? Apparently, the sky-tears are flowing, and the ground's turning into a slip-n-slide. At least 18 folks have shuffled off this mortal coil thanks to the deluge and earth-burps. Yawn.

Look, natural disasters happen. Always have, always will. But the usual suspects are already lining up to blame it on the climate-cult narrative. Gotta virtue signal about those carbon credits, right? Meanwhile, basic infrastructure gets ignored.

Betcha a Bitcoin that the same bureaucrats screaming about 'climate change' are the ones who skimmed money from the drainage project budget. Funny how that works. It's always 'climate change' and never incompetent governance. Never.

It's the same song and dance: disaster strikes, Western nations offer 'aid' (read: loans with strings attached), and the cycle of dependency continues. Rinse and repeat. They'll be lining up for handouts faster than you can say 'global warming'. It’s just like the simulations predicted.

And what about the locals building their shacks on unstable hillsides or in known floodplains? Personal responsibility? Nah, that's a relic of a bygone era. Easier to blame 'systemic issues' and demand someone else fix it.

Honestly, the whole thing is just peak clown world. We're supposed to believe that a slight increase in global temperature is solely responsible for this, while ignoring the obvious factors like deforestation, corruption, and poor urban planning. Come on, man!

Expect the usual virtue signaling from corporations too. They'll slap a rainbow filter on their logo and donate a few bucks to a 'disaster relief fund' while simultaneously lobbying for policies that exacerbate the problem. It’s all so tiresome.

So, while the virtue signalers wail about 'climate justice,' the real victims are left to pick up the pieces. And the cycle continues. The gravy train is always rolling. Keep calm and blame the West, I guess.

Maybe if they spent less time whining and more time building proper infrastructure, this kind of thing wouldn't happen so often. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a CHUD on the internet.

Let's get some real facts. The National Disaster Management Unit? Yeah, they’re on it. Maybe after they figure out the paperwork. In the meantime, I am sure someone is going to get paid regardless.

Just waiting for the inevitable GoFundMe to pop up. Be sure to donate! (After you research where the money actually goes, of course.) Remember kids, question everything. Especially the narrative.

Anyways, back to the memes.