So, Karen Bass, the genius running Los Angeles into the ground, has a brilliant plan to fix homelessness: taxpayer-funded meth mouth makeovers. That's right, folks, instead of tackling the actual problems – like, I don't know, maybe enforcing laws against drug use and vagrancy – she wants to give homeless meth addicts a brand new set of pearly whites. Because that's what's keeping them from getting a job at Starbucks.

Apparently, according to Queen Karen, the real reason people are living on the streets shooting up meth is because they lack the dental fortitude to succeed. "How many people that you meet that are unhoused don't have teeth at all? They don't have teeth. Why? Because meth rots your teeth. You can't succeed without teeth. So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people," she bleated. You can't make this stuff up, I swear. This is the same lady who let the city burn during the 2025 fires, according to Spencer Pratt, a dude who lost his house. Priorities, am I right?

The usual suspects on the right are losing their minds, and rightfully so. Some rando on X (formerly Twitter, for you normies) pretended to be a victim of LA's homeless problem, while other talking heads chimed in to point out the obvious: the worst part of meth addiction isn't the lack of teeth; it's, you know, the meth addiction. Duh.

Meanwhile, LA is still a dystopian hellscape, with tent cities sprawling across sidewalks and crime rates soaring higher than Snoop Dogg at a dispensary. But hey, at least some lucky tweakers will have a dazzling smile as they panhandle for their next fix.

Bass is facing a tough re-election battle, with a socialist city council member trying to out-woke her and a former reality TV star promising to MAGA-fy LA (probably not, but a guy can dream). The funniest part? Even the LA Times, who endorsed her last time, is having buyer's remorse. Sad!

Look, I'm no dentist, but I'm pretty sure throwing money at cosmetic procedures for drug addicts isn't a viable solution to homelessness. Maybe, just maybe, we should focus on actually helping people get clean and sober, providing them with mental health services, and enforcing laws against public drug use. But that would require actual leadership and common sense, which are apparently in short supply in Los Angeles.

So, next time you're stuck in traffic on the 405, just remember that your tax dollars are hard at work funding the meth-induced dental fantasies of Karen Bass. You're welcome!

At least we can laugh about it on the internet while the world burns around us. Maybe that should be the new LA city motto.

If this keeps up, California will become the setting of the next Mad Max movie.

This is peak clown world.

I'm not saying Bass is a bad person, but she's definitely out of touch with reality.